The Killjoy promise
Killjoy (n): Someone who drinks a lot of soda water.
Buzzkill. Teetotaler. Killjoy. Taxi.
We’ve heard them all before. There are
lots of words for people who don’t drink alcohol.
But you know what? You don’t need booze to have a good time. And you definitely don’t need booze to have a delicious time.
There’s a whole world of non-alcoholic tipple out there. You can drink top-shelf, artisan stuff, dance like nobody’s watching, snog a stranger and still wake up daisy-fresh.
Welcome to Killjoy.